Thursday, August 6, 2009

This is where you walk away before you get arrested

Saturday night I was working at a smoke free club and a guy at about 1:50am lit up a cigarette. The other bouncer aka Black Thunder walks up to the guy and asked him to put out his cigarette or take it outside. The guy stops takes a drag on his smoke and says "what" and then blows smoke in Black Thunder's face. BT restates the policy and the guy takes another drag. At this point I (White Lightning) arrive on scene. Black Thunder says "fuck this" smacks the cigarette out of his hand and points the guy towards the front door. The guy stops walking almost immediately and Black Thunder picks his ass up and carrys him for about 5 steps and then puts him down hoping that he will just walk out on his own. As soon as the guy gets on his own feet he just collapses and starts screaming and holding his shoulder. Black Thunder and I just kind of look at each other for a second and then we pick him up and carry his screaming ass out. As we almost reach the door he starts waving to people that he knows and gives them the thumbs up. This makes Black Thunder very angry and we put his ass down outside of the doorway on the top of our huge staircase. Now he is just sitting there yelling again about how we hurt him and refusing to walk. We have to navigate 20 steps with this guy. If we are carrying him and he bucks us or anything we could all go tumbling down. My suggestion was that we just close the door at the top and bottom of the staircase and see if we can't motivate his ass to walk down the staircase. Black Thunder laughs but just stands there thinking about how we can do this. I start pushing on the guys back hard enough to get him to slide to the next step but not hard enough to go any further. I get him down 4 steps before he turns his body sideways and plants his legs and back against the wall. I fold him up and toss my knee into his side and lean on him and say, "you do realize that if I were to fall on you I would probably kill you right." This makes him start yelling again and I get pissed. I stand up and grab him under the arms and hoist him up about level with my chest. he has his legs pulled up to his chest and I start slowly walking him down the staircase. When I get about 9 stairs from the bottom he starts sqirming and the door guy comes up and grabs his legs. We go the remaining steps with no issues but when we get to the door to go outside he grabs the door frame and won't let go. Me and the door guy give it more more big puch but the door guy lets go so I end up literally tossing this guy out of the club. He flew almost horizontal through the air. He gets up almost immediately and steps to me. I push him and yell at him to "get the fuck out of my face and off our property" but he comes back for more. I push him once more and he decides to stay back and goes and sits down on the curb to wait for his friends to come out.

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