According to HEP, when I pushed a dude out of "my bar", I apparently hit a level of Alpha-maleness that cannot be denied.
Since no one but me & HEP actually reads this blog, then we get to come up with the checklist of things that reveal the existence of Alpha-Me.
You've always been an Alpha Male
ReplyDeleteAlso people are readin but don't post, because of the palm print, retinal scan you have to give just to post.
ReplyDeleteThere was a neat study on Orangutans showing through paternity tests that an Alpha male was only the father to about half of his kids. The beta males didn't develop the secondary sex characteristics, so they didn't antagonize the alpha and while he was off defending territory against neighboring alphas, they were making sexy with the ladies. So don't knock being beta too much. All the fun of being alpha without having to kick ass or have your ass kicked.
ReplyDeleteToo bad the world needs photocopy paper by the forest-fulls. . .