as he and his girl are leaving for the night and asks "How do I get a job as a bouncer? I'm in the Army. Is that enough? "
I told him "PLEASE dont take this the wrong way, but you need about a foot of height and at least 100 pounds. I'm 6'4" , 250 and they call me 'Tiny'. I think we'd call you 'Paperweight'." He and his girlfriend just busted out laughing.
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ReplyDeleteIt's about body weight baby! Meanwhile you aren't Two fidy. Much more fit than that.
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